I woke up roughly around 10 am, after usual morning ablutions almost crawled to the dining room and got hold of today's newspaper. It was full of usual mumbai marathi RSS ShivSena IPL potpourri, nothing much interesting, see TOI usually dont have any great editorials at all, its supplements DC and Edu Times today were too awful, but i got hold of something - There was a mention of MAIT or Maharaja Institute of Technology in Edu Times, some student of their have written an article about problems of Indian Education system and bla bla bla, all he was saying was that we should learn from 3 Idiots....zzzz.
Indeed these days on many blogs and forums there are discussions about 3 idiots, how it must have ended, what a gr8 film it was, what it didn't show, How close it was to 5 Pt Sm1 and much more .... Suddenly just 15 minutes ago my mind had an Idea about idiots alternative story line, yep pals now m gonna publish it in this post :)
3 Idiots Alternative story line : Rancho the Entrepreneur !
Scene 1 : Kareena is in the plane and going somewhere when Chatur calls her up to meet Rancho, She hurries herself to the university campus and after the same dialogues they plan a trip to some poor African and middle east nation ! (well we can obviously add some closet scenes between the two..aaah..forget it...lets continue )
Scene 2: Chatur recalls the story, we see it on screen when Rancho enters the college, ragging Scene, Virus scene and all, .... and we also see some new scenes too primarily Rancho fails and Tops alternatively, he becomes the leader of the college gang, Students revere him, he talks about changes in the system - some teachers favour him, some not , so there are many college internal politics scenes all in all....
Scene 3 : In this one love Blooms between Kareena and Rancho, so Rancho leaves his 1st girlfriend and becomes engaged with Kareena ... some heart breaks some love scenes, Kareena also makes her father revert back many expulsion letters in the name of Rancho and his friends :)
Scene 4 : This is Happy scene with sad ending, In this Rancho sends Madhavan to Hungary by getting his photographic blog on animals a hit on internet !, Raju gets placed in 3rd year coz Rancho gets his marks altered in Student's placement cell, Virus hurries off to Shimla to meet Rancho's father so that he can talk some marriage business there ..hee hee. In his behind Rancho successfully leads an Entrepreneurship movement in the college, forms college club, wins some prestigious B plan competition , some cultural fest, daru party, fighting scene with cynics and all !
Chatur challenges him over his methods and they both fix a date - 5 Sep.
Meanwhile, Virus comes to know the real identity of Rancho in Shimla, he hurries back to college and rusticates Rancho, Virus tells some half Truth half false story to kareena so that she call it a break up ... some where between we can add the delivery scene of Mona singh, It was awesome !
Scene 5 : Kareena and Chatur in present time go to some middle east nation and to Chatur's dismay finds that Rancho is some big businessman there,.... 5 years ago he came here, did some export import business (Here he becomes a GuruKant Desai of Guru).... he banked upon some good idea in the market ! .. publicized it on Madhavan's blog, got funding started his enterprise here ..... Moral of the story... Keep on walking :) .... At last comes the most missing scene of 3 Idiots, You see Rancho tells Kareena that he daily visualizes her coming in Dulhan's Dress close to him, they kiss and make love .... So Kareena goes to him in last, slaps him hard...and the kiss and make Love in Chatur's car !
La vita Bella - Life is beautiful...
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Akhil
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